Bad (but realistic) trade idea for the awful team I now hate (thanks John Henry! Nice Yacht and monocle)

Mookie Betts

David Price

Nathan Eovaldi

Dustin Pedroia

for

Patrick Sandoval

Kean Wong

Brandon Marsh

The thinking here is similar to the Dodgers deal, except since Betts the Red Sox get 2 fringe youngsters and 1 tier 2 prospect back. It's awful and I hope John Henry chokes on a caviar bone. Happy holidays everyone!