OTM Open Thread 1/4: I can’t keep coming out with titles for these

It took me three days to stop coming up with titles for these open threads. That part is harder than I was expecting! So, if you have any ideas you can drop them below but to be honest I’ll be at work all day today and probably won’t see it! Anyway, you know the drill. Talk about whatever you want down there. Maybe there will be some Red Sox rumors, or maybe Manny Machado and/or Bryce Harper will sign somewhere. If not, well, the Celtics take on Luka and the Mavs tonight. There’s other basketball, there’s hockey, there’s Jeopardy. Come talk about any of that. As always, be nice to each other.