Remember Oregon Trail? That was among my favorite parts of my childhood. There was nothing better than spending elementary school days in the computer lab and playing that game instead of doing whatever rudimentary work you were assigned. Then, you'd go back home and hope none of your siblings weren't using the computer. It was an amazing game that I believe everyone of a certain generation enjoyed. Anyway, the Red Sox have all died of dysentery. Hopefully, they will start to return from the dead soon, because these last couple of games have been brutal.
Go Sox!