The limericks that received the most votes (recs) in the comments are presented in no particular order and numbered to match the poll.
1. From .406
2012 was a year to repress.
In ‘13 we high-fived to success.
’14 was a joke.
’15 made me choke.
But ’16’s outfield danced in excess!
2. From: OntoLandsdowneStreet
There once was a fan from Toronto
Who didn’t know what event he had gone to
There was grass and not ice
And the weather was nice
And the Sox beat the Jays pretty pronto
3. From: IStillDream
Without pitching, a team’s aims will fail
Get an ace, and you’ll surely prevail
So Porcello is nice
If he’s for the right Price
But why not one more, he’s on Sale
4. From: BlackWilson
The Sox are the class of the East
On other staffs, our bats will feast
And up on the hill
Our three aces will thrill
Good lord, this team is a beast
5. From: tomisphere
You may not think the sale price was right,
But now we have Sale, Price, and Wright,
And Cy guy Porcello
Who’ll be the last fellow?
Pom? E-Rod? Which lefty is right?
Voting ends this Friday, February 10th at 8:30 AM.
Update: And the winner is #3 by IStillDream. Congratulations!