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Now that Spring Training season is upon us what is a better activity than dusting off the Red Sox 40-man roster and learning who’s on the team for the new year? lyWith a little help from the Internet Anagram Server (except for one player whose name is just too crazy for a computer to comprehend) the entire roster has been anagramed and sorted alphabetically.
Some punctuation was added now and then for fun. This is using names only - as stated on the roster link above - and not suffixes (so no Jr. after Jackie Bradley).
Can you figure out who’s who? Not a bad activity for a snow day.
A Vandal’s Bloop
Advice Drip
Arch Isles
Armband Nor Wonk
Armored Nerve
Bad Dinner Entwine
Banana Fodder
Batman Rest
Beet Mistook
Berry B. Centz
Bob Orrises
Broth Lock
Brotherly Grunt
Canvas Zither Quiz
Cobs by Trot
Cry Housing
Ear Lionises
Greater Sandbox
Guard Ruddier Ooze
Hi, Mr. Reanalyze!
Joke Yell
Jolted Gusher
Karmic Gerbil
Milted Monarch
Mist Anchors
Mr. Tiny Kale
Mr. Warped Zone
Ninja Orb Nosh
Prickle Color
Pure Additions
Razed Anchorman
Sedan Only
Sonny Where
The Rehab Heme
Usa Silly
Vessel Tykes
View Strength
Warlike Baths
Ye Jackal Bride
Zero Remain
Editor’s Note: Last year Dayn Perry revealed that another anagram for Pablo Sandoval is “Oval Panda Slob.” I feel everyone should be made aware of this.