Man, these Red Sox just haven't been all that much fun to watch of late. Can we get a win? We need more, as I've said, but it has to start with one.
Let's not fall behind the Blue Jays. Or two out of first. Or whatever would happen in the event that the Orioles and Jays game was sucked into a time vortex leaving their result unstuck in time. Let's just win.
(Not that that worked last time...)