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Give me the bad news first
My prayers for my good friend craig sager......stay strong and keep fighting bro we with you pic.twitter.com/GYn0hebrCv
— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) March 23, 2016
This is sad. Craig Sager has been given a 3-to-6 month prognosis -- albeit one that doesn't account for the aggressive treatment he's undergoing for leukemia. It's hard to think about two guys more well-liked around sports than the ones in that picture, which is why that picture makes perfect sense even though those two guys have no real reason to hang out. They are the people that Get It, and they correspond accordingly, hopefully for a great deal longer.
Continue with the bad news
This has got to stop. Thoughts and prayers are with everyone in Brussels today
— Matt Barnes (@mattbarnesRHP) March 22, 2016
I don't want to belabor the sadness, but I'll say that the whole reason I started this column was to learn about the Sox in ways that I wouldn't have otherwise. In the interest of expediency I'll just say that via his Twitter posts alone, Matt Barnes seems like a smart and fundamentally good guy, pretty much the exact opposite of his NBA namesake.
To the lighthearted stuff!
Went low with my new #callawaygolf clubs yesterday!! First set of custom sticks and they are ballin!! Thank you! pic.twitter.com/GFXowvtKG1
— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) March 21, 2016
Lefties are freaks of nature and should not be trusted. OBAMA's a lefty. QED. (So is my wife. Oops.)
This makes no sense
Appreciate you all sending movies thanks! We landed on "Jobs"
— robbie ross (@Ross_108) March 20, 2016
I mean, I haven't seen the movie, but good ending? Ross is the most overtly Christian player on the team, but it's still a stretch.
Dogs!
Definitely the coolest to come through #FenwayPark! #NationalPuppyDay pic.twitter.com/E326V2ToEm
— Fenway Park (@fenwaypark) March 23, 2016
Happy #NationalPuppyDay! pic.twitter.com/L3fX8ejsLI
— Boston Red Sox (@RedSox) March 23, 2016
LOOK AT THOSE DOGGIES. All good dogs are equally great, so no one loses here, but Blake wins on puppy points.
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade
I wonder if all the students who wear orange 7 days a week on campus are going to buy a shirt to wear on Monday?? #youainttrueblue
— bryce brentz (@Bbrentz7) March 18, 2016
That's right: You're a bandwagon Middle Tennessee fan and you know it. You really like the Vols. That's what I make of this tweet, at least. Joke's on you, Bryce: I don't give a shizz about the tournament. I just want you to hit baseballs far.
Hit them far, please.
Follow the WORST @bryanjoiner.