As always, these are real tweets from the Red Sox universe this week.
Settle down, Beavis
The Cubs are the betting favorites to win the World Series this season, which, as the Nationals will tell you, doesn't mean squat. That didn't stop the Cubs Twitter team from inadvertently going after the biggest mofo on the block, with predictable results:
We're new to this poll thing @Cubs. Do the #Yankees have ...— New York Yankees (@Yankees) February 8, 2016
How does this involve the Red Sox? Well, perhaps riled up from the exchange, the Yankees came after their old nemesis for no reason whatsoever:
.@Yankees WHOA! We don't remember asking. #Awkward pic.twitter.com/7MVlblWMm4— Boston Red Sox (@RedSox) February 8, 2016
Nice slap of a post, guys. It's been a fun last 15 years, hasn't it?
Big Air at Fenway
The Fenway Park Twitter account has many, many more pics and videos up for this, but here are my two favorites:
See Olympic & XGames medal winners at #BigAirFenway tomorrow & Friday at #FenwayPark! ⛷— Fenway Park (@fenwaypark) February 11, 2016
: https://t.co/KJxlWq0qLo pic.twitter.com/j7fxbSY3Gp
— Fenway Park (@fenwaypark) February 10, 2016
Henry Owens: the best
Matt Barnes tried to get Lady Gaga's attention, and HONK was all over it.
@mattbarnesRHP what a heartfelt tweet. I bet she responds... Ps see u soon— Henry Owens (@henryowensz) February 7, 2016
Dogs will always make the list
I like Baloo, don't you?
Enjoying the last weekend at home with Baloo at the beach. pic.twitter.com/Rh8oYcTq7n— Brian Johnson (@Brian_Johnson35) February 6, 2016
Look who's hangin!
Former Red Sox announcer Don Orsillo hung with Dustin Pedroia, almost certainly to talk about golf.
Great day spent with my friend @15Lasershow! #classact #RedSox. La Luna! pic.twitter.com/hNZCLK5p4Z— Don Orsillo (@DonOrsillo) February 3, 2016
Put it on the calendar
Shoot, just talk about dogs and you'll make the list.
Hahah I don't see why not https://t.co/Qym1rRfwsz— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) February 7, 2016
The sad finish
If only, T-Shaw. Sigh.
Turning point...time for the MVP to do his thing. #DabOnEm #bigtimeplayersbigsituations— Travis Shaw (@travis_shaw21) February 8, 2016
Compiled by @bryanjoiner