David Price is ready for the snow
The first appearance of the $200 million arm might be sooner than expected:
Some snow would make me happy..if I get stuck in Boston im having a snowball fight with the nation!! https://t.co/OZIuY5oFec— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) January 21, 2016
Which only makes me think of this:
Brock Holt got into the #MyJokeForJimmy, a yuk-yuk session to benefit the Jimmy Fund:
#MyJokeForJimmy. @lakeyd3 @BostonsBlackie @MikeNapoli25 tell us a joke. pic.twitter.com/gIj3maZr68— Brock Holt (@BrockStar4Lyf) January 21, 2016
I rate that joke 6/10, would hire for parties.
Speaking of parties
The Red Sox know what's up, unlike a certain website editor:
Good luck @Patriots! #LetsGo #DoYourJob pic.twitter.com/P8lj8UD77W— Boston Red Sox (@RedSox) January 16, 2016
This is just the greatest
The Papi/Torii friendship is real, and funny.
yo @toriihunter48, you got that "ass wood" by the fence...jaja love you bro @PlayersTribune https://t.co/FnmBjpVVrt pic.twitter.com/HkzzeOc5vs— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) January 19, 2016
RIP, Frank Sullivan
The Red Sox media manager chimes in on the loss of an Olde Sox:
Frank Sullivan led the Red Sox in ERA for 4 straight years (1954-57). Only others to do that: Clemens, Mel Parnell, Lefty Grove, Cy Young.— Jon Shestakofsky (@Shesta_Sox) January 20, 2016
Great stuff from Joe Kelly
First, a vote for the hair:
I miss @garystriewski at the @RedSox games. @NESN can we get my man on more games.— Jk (@JosephKellyJr) January 22, 2016
Anyone have recommendations on dog acl surgery?— Jk (@JosephKellyJr) January 20, 2016
Honk's got ideas
Henry Owens' mind does more before breakfast than yours does all day.
Some1 should invent a self-cleaning protein shake thermos. Just add soap/water/screw lid and voila! Standard shakers cant last 2 weeks— Henry Owens (@______H______O) January 20, 2016
Side note: dishwasher is not an option. Too much hot water & you'll warp the three dollar plastic you received after a $50+ purchase at GNC— Henry Owens (@______H______O) January 20, 2016
The big finish
Penis train? Penis train!
行ってきます！ (^-^) pic.twitter.com/RZkhWsUPr2— KOJI UEHARA (@TeamUehara) January 16, 2016
Stay warm, everyone.
Compiled by @bryanjoiner