The Week on Red Sox Twitter: Brock's got jokes and someone's dog needs ACL surgery

David Price is ready for the snow

The first appearance of the $200 million arm might be sooner than expected:

Some snow would make me happy..if I get stuck in Boston im having a snowball fight with the nation!! https://t.co/OZIuY5oFec

— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) January 21, 2016

Which only makes me think of this:

LOL

Brock Holt got into the #MyJokeForJimmy, a yuk-yuk session to benefit the Jimmy Fund:

#MyJokeForJimmy. @lakeyd3 @BostonsBlackie @MikeNapoli25 tell us a joke. pic.twitter.com/gIj3maZr68

— Brock Holt (@BrockStar4Lyf) January 21, 2016

I rate that joke 6/10, would hire for parties.

Speaking of parties

The Red Sox know what's up, unlike a certain website editor:

Good luck @Patriots! #LetsGo #DoYourJob pic.twitter.com/P8lj8UD77W

— Boston Red Sox (@RedSox) January 16, 2016

This is just the greatest

The Papi/Torii friendship is real, and funny.

yo @toriihunter48, you got that "ass wood" by the fence...jaja love you bro @PlayersTribune https://t.co/FnmBjpVVrt pic.twitter.com/HkzzeOc5vs

— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) January 19, 2016

RIP, Frank Sullivan

The Red Sox media manager chimes in on the loss of an Olde Sox:

Frank Sullivan led the Red Sox in ERA for 4 straight years (1954-57). Only others to do that: Clemens, Mel Parnell, Lefty Grove, Cy Young.

— Jon Shestakofsky (@Shesta_Sox) January 20, 2016

Great stuff from Joe Kelly

First, a vote for the hair:

I miss @garystriewski at the @RedSox games. @NESN can we get my man on more games.

— Jk (@JosephKellyJr) January 22, 2016

Second, what?

Anyone have recommendations on dog acl surgery?

— Jk (@JosephKellyJr) January 20, 2016

Honk's got ideas

Henry Owens' mind does more before breakfast than yours does all day.

Some1 should invent a self-cleaning protein shake thermos. Just add soap/water/screw lid and voila! Standard shakers cant last 2 weeks

— Henry Owens (@______H______O) January 20, 2016

Side note: dishwasher is not an option. Too much hot water & you'll warp the three dollar plastic you received after a $50+ purchase at GNC

— Henry Owens (@______H______O) January 20, 2016

The big finish

Penis train? Penis train!

行ってきます！ (^-^) pic.twitter.com/RZkhWsUPr2

— KOJI UEHARA (@TeamUehara) January 16, 2016

Stay warm, everyone.

Compiled by @bryanjoiner