The Week on Red Sox Twitter: Fire up the party chat with David Price

No time for silly talk! Let's get into it.

This really has everything

Phenomenal execution here, universe, and for the record, I would attend this party:

Honk if you're hunky

I don't know what HONK is up to here, but it's cool with me.

Hunky Dory on repeat

— Henry Owens (@______H______O) January 12, 2016

The struggle is real

We'll need to check your (Baseball-) references, sir.

And let the struggle begin to find a place to live in Boston.

— Carson Smith (@Carson_Smith39) January 12, 2016

You may not have it

I like David Price. You like David Price. I do not want David Price to have a milkshake machine at his house.

#tigermarket gas stations have do it yourself milkshakes?! Options to make your milkshake more or less thick!! Unreal...I want this machine

— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) January 8, 2016

Come for the adorable children, stay for the disturbing doll head

Can't be unseen.

Spending our last day in SoCal at the happiest place on earth!! pic.twitter.com/h8IKQoKVRo

— Steven Wright (@Knucklepuck23) January 12, 2016

This was -- by far -- the most popular Red Sox tweet of the week, though all of numbers 2 to like 11 belong to Koji:

I did too.

I hope one of you wins the #powerball today!!

— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) January 9, 2016

Why, do you need a loan?

$217 million not enough for your milkshake machine?

Did any of you hit the #powerball?!

— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) January 10, 2016

David Ortiz is not messing around

But did he ever?

To my Red Sox fans u guys deserve better Im getting ready for a monster season #staystrong #thebeast #punish pic.twitter.com/wxmUPZNtOJ

— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) January 11, 2016

Koji Uehara The Premium Malt's Correction of the Week:

Each week -- except, mysteriously, for this week -- Koji Uehara tweets twice about the beer this column misidentified as 'The Premium Malts' last week. Friend of the program Nate T. -- or N. Tenczar, take your pick, correctly punctuates it here:

@bryanjoiner late to seeing this, but I'm glad The Premium Malt's is getting the recognition it deserves

— Nate Tenczar (@nineczar) January 10, 2016

I went to the beer's official page, and sure enough:

This is the greatest beer in the world.

It's not the Rock, it's the Roc

Rusney's pulling people into the 40/40 club:

Welcome to the #RocFam @Ronnie_Stanley!

— Rusney Castillo (@RusneyCastillo) January 11, 2016

The big finish:

T-Shaw plays the game the right way.

Bengals reaction to getting reality checked?.... Fight after EVERY SINGLE play. Grow up

— Travis Shaw (@travis_shaw21) January 10, 2016

Until next week, friends!

Compiled by @bryanjoiner, who is a good man, and thorough,