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The Week on Red Sox Twitter: Fire up the party chat with David Price

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Also, Henry Owens gets down, and we have an update on The Premium Malt's. It's the Week on Red Sox Twitter!

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No time for silly talk! Let's get into it.

This really has everything

Phenomenal execution here, universe, and for the record, I would attend this party:

Honk if you're hunky

I don't know what HONK is up to here, but it's cool with me.

The struggle is real

We'll need to check your (Baseball-) references, sir.

You may not have it

I like David Price. You like David Price. I do not want David Price to have a milkshake machine at his house.

Come for the adorable children, stay for the disturbing doll head

Can't be unseen.

This was -- by far -- the most popular Red Sox tweet of the week, though all of numbers 2 to like 11 belong to Koji:

I did too.

Why, do you need a loan?

$217 million not enough for your milkshake machine?

David Ortiz is not messing around

But did he ever?

Koji Uehara The Premium Malt's Correction of the Week:

Each week -- except, mysteriously, for this week -- Koji Uehara tweets twice about the beer this column misidentified as 'The Premium Malts' last week. Friend of the program Nate T. -- or N. Tenczar, take your pick, correctly punctuates it here:

I went to the beer's official page, and sure enough:

This is the greatest beer in the world.

It's not the Rock, it's the Roc

Rusney's pulling people into the 40/40 club:

The big finish:

T-Shaw plays the game the right way.

Until next week, friends!

Compiled by @bryanjoiner, who is a good man, and thorough,