Are the Red Sox one of the worst teams in the league? Yes.
Are the Red Sox on a seven-game losing streak that only the most optimistic really expect to end on any given day in any given game? Yes.
But hey, we're not under federal investigation for illegally accessing another team's computers. So we've definitely got that going for us.
Now that I've tempted fate, I'd advise the Red Sox to go about disposing of any and all incriminating evidence they've got lying around. If the feds weren't already coming, they damn sure are now.