In an attempt to better provide relevant Game Thread text while still scheduling these in the past, we present to you: build-your-own Game Thread!
It's time to | sweep the Jays / not get swept by the Jays / take the rubber match! | (Select one as appropriate)
Please | stop sucking so much / keep playing like baseball gods / do what you did in game one / do what you did in game two don't even think about game one that was a mess | Red Sox (Select one as appropriate)
| Go Sox! / I can't even | (Select one, possibly both.)