David Ortiz has arrived in Fort Myers for spring training on Tuesday, the day that all Red Sox players were required to show up by. And he showed up wearing thick black-rimmed glasses, a Notorious B.I.G. t-shirt, and, of course, his quarter-million diamond and white gold necklace that he even sports during games.
Papi can rock a suit, even if it's made out of velvet. His spiked shoes from last year's World Series were an October highlight. And let's not forget the pink pants. Those pink pants were legit. He was the Red Sox entry in SB Nation's Face of MLB contest, which was about finding the handsomest dude in the game instead of who can get the most hashtags in their favor. And hey, I wasn't even the person who was in charge of picking Boston's top candidate!
So, any guesses as to what the next great thing Ortiz is photographed wearing will be? You know you care, don't hide it. Even if you don't, I do, and that's about all the motivation I need.