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Game 142: Red Sox vs. Blue Jays

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Listen, Jays, let's make a deal.

We'll let you have this game in the record books. Call it a win, have it.

But instead of actually playing baseball, we have Mookie Betts take the plate for every at bat, and let other guys do the running.

You get a win, we get a bunch of Mookie at bats, everyone's happy! Deal?

This is why they should have made me commissioner.