Alright, are we all in the Webster start position? Hands over eyes, fingers barely spread, and in a seat which will let you comfortably assume the fetal position at a moment's notice?
These are just the bare minimum requirements, mind. You might consider some helpful tools like lucky charms, holy symbols, and something liquid to make the pain go away should the worst come to pass.
Remember, preparation is the key to
enjoying surviving a 2014 Red Sox game.