Things that will get Brandon Workman suspended tonight:
- Throwing to first too often
- Eating sunflower seeds in between innings
- Using the rosin bag
- Not showing Derek Jeter respect via intentional walks
- Showing Derek Jeter disrespect by making eye contact
- Hitting batters
- Trowing off-speed pitches without the umpire's express permission
- Not hitting batters
- Wearing a Red Sox uniform
- Adjusting his hat
- If the Rays' pitcher hits a batter in their game
- If the Yankees hit a batter
- If Joe Torre feels like it
Good luck, kid.