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Game 80: Red Sox vs. Yankees

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Things that will get Brandon Workman suspended tonight:

  • Throwing to first too often
  • Eating sunflower seeds in between innings
  • Using the rosin bag
  • Not showing Derek Jeter respect via intentional walks
  • Showing Derek Jeter disrespect by making eye contact
  • Hitting batters
  • Trowing off-speed pitches without the umpire's express permission
  • Not hitting batters
  • Wearing a Red Sox uniform
  • Adjusting his hat
  • If the Rays' pitcher hits a batter in their game
  • If the Yankees hit a batter
  • If Joe Torre feels like it
Good luck, kid.