If it's game time and you can't read this, then all is lost! The system is broken! Abandon ship!
(For future reference, instructions on what to do in case of an emergency are best placed in a location they could be accessed should some emergency come to pass. Please do not use me as an example for your emergency planning. It will not go well.)
If you are, then everything is fine. Except for the lineup. That's still...ick.