'David Ortiz' shows up on Saturday Night Live to talk food

David Ortiz has been in the news lately for his selfie with President Barrack Obama, a selfie that has come under fire because Ortiz, who has an endorsement deal with Samsung, used a Samsung phone to take said selfie.

I know. It was almost too horrifying for me to type out.

Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update picked up on this, though, and parodied Ortiz in their latest episode. Faux Papi really, really likes food (and giant-ass phones).

Hey Samsung, if you want to give me an S5, I'll take as many promotional selfies as you want with local politicians. Just make sure your giant-ass phone fits in my pocket, too.