Hey, offense, I know you're maybe expecting John Lackey to pitch well.
Maybe you think that means this is a game you can take off.
Like the last Lackey game. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before--
Sorry. Got a little stuck there.
The point is swing the damn bats. Give him some backup.
Go Sox!