Let it be known, dear readers, that I kept this lineup from you for as long as possible.
Zach Stewart has no stats. Unless you check with the Chicago White Sox. Don't check with the Chicago White Sox. You won't like the stats.
Alright, here goes nothing...
Yup, that's Mike Aviles batting DH. Now, I know we haven't had our dignity for a while, but I feel like it's just flown out the door all the same.