Oh Josh Beckett, please come and save us from the evil cult of the Devil Rays as you have so often before.
Do not allow the evil Joe Maddon, who fabricates history and plays the victim while scheming to inflict grevious harms, to emerge victorious!
Cast off the pall of last night's debacle and bring your comrades back to a place of respectability!
Win a damn baseball game. Come on.
Go Sox!