'Nuff said.
No? It's not. Okay, fine then.
The Red Sox are up against the Royals tonight in a battle between the unstoppable force and the entirely movable object. We're talking leaves in the wind. A paper boat in the middle of a storm. The Orioles pitching staff.
Ok, not quite the last one, but still, pretty close. Need an example? Try this fine specimen on for size:
That man right there will have to take on this lineup:
- Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
- Dustin Pedroia, 2B
- Adrian Gonzalez, 1B
- Kevin Youkilis, 3B
- David Ortiz, DH
- Carl Crawford, LF
- Josh Reddick, RF
- Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C
- Marco Scutaro, SS
Yeah, so that isn't too likely to go well.
Now that I've thoroughly jinxed this mismatch by calling it just that, there's only one thing to say:
Go Sox!