What can I say?
I'd say that sums up the issue fairly well, really.
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. Adrian Gonzalez, 1B
4. David Ortiz, DH
5. J.D. Drew, RF
6. Jed Lowrie, 3B
7. Marco Scutaro, SS
8. Carl Crawford, LF
9. Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C
Not a lot of hope for this one, but oh well:
Go Sox!