It's hot hot hot in Texas today. A perfect game to be watching safely at home!
Josh Beckett will look to bring the heat tod--
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Llama Llama Llama, Llama Llama Llama Llama! Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama
| Red Sox | Rangers |
| Jacoby Ellsbury, CF | Elvis Andrus, SS |
| Marco Scutaro, SS | Michael Young, 3B |
| Victor Martinez, C | Josh Hamilton, CF |
| David Ortiz, DH | Vladimir Guerrero, DH |
| Adrian Beltre, 3B | Nelson Cruz, RF |
| J.D. Drew, RF | David Murphy, LF |
| Mike Lowell, 1B | Bengie Molina, C |
| Ryan Kalish, LF | Mitch Moreland, 1B |
| Jed Lowrie, 2B | Andres Blanco, 2B |
Llama Llama Llama!