It's hot hot hot in Texas today. A perfect game to be watching safely at home!
Josh Beckett will look to bring the heat tod--
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Llama Llama Llama, Llama Llama Llama Llama! Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama
Red Sox | Rangers |
Jacoby Ellsbury, CF | Elvis Andrus, SS |
Marco Scutaro, SS | Michael Young, 3B |
Victor Martinez, C | Josh Hamilton, CF |
David Ortiz, DH | Vladimir Guerrero, DH |
Adrian Beltre, 3B | Nelson Cruz, RF |
J.D. Drew, RF | David Murphy, LF |
Mike Lowell, 1B | Bengie Molina, C |
Ryan Kalish, LF | Mitch Moreland, 1B |
Jed Lowrie, 2B | Andres Blanco, 2B |
Llama Llama Llama!