Sox looking to clinch a series win tonight in a battle of top pitchers.
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For the Sox, it's the one and only Clay Buchholz, He can hurl an apple as well as anyone else in the game, folks.
Can our intrepid hero fend off the Jays long enough for the Red Sox to get to the dastardly Shawn Marcum, bringer of strikeouts and despair?
Or will he crumble without the support of the up-and-coming Jed Lowrie against the might home run kings of the world?
Only time shall tell! So stay tuned for the newest adventure of the BOSTON RED SOX!