Voiceover: "It's 9pm, and a phone is ringing in the dugout. Do you want a calm, collected leader to assess the situation? Or do you want this man?"
[Cue song, "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley]
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"Or him?"
"Or him?"
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[End Song.]
Voiceover: "Francisco Rodriguez has passion. He has fire. He has long arms to raise to heaven after getting a save. But does he have the experience to keep your children safe from this?"
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[Cue Patriotic Music.]
Voiceover: "Dustin Pedroia offers real leadership and proven success. He won the Rookie of the Year award. He served in the World Series with honor. And he kept the Nation safe from Manny Ramirez by taking over for him as the cleanup hitter."
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[Cut Patriotic Music.]
Voiceover: "Dustin Pedroia stands tall for America. Dustin Pedroia stands up to Bad Men. Can K-Rod say the same?"
-This message paid for by the Million Voters for Pedroia.-
{Part II of a sometime series. See Part I over here.}