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Red Sox Miracle in Bacon

I received an e-mail that you must read to believe:

Dear Mr. Booth,

The Baseball Gods spoke to me this morning via breakfast meat.

I can only take this as a sign of which team will reign supreme in the upcoming baseball season.

I am sharing this with you not because I'm a Red Sox fan, but because I seem to have been chosen as a messenger. A vessel, if you will.

I assure you that attached photo has not been doctored or photoshopped in any way.

I assure you that it came out of the microwave exactly as you see it here.

Forget the face of Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich. THIS is the true miracle.


Tom Merrick
Syracuse, NY

PS -- I would be willing to submit the Miracle to further testing and evaluation. However, unlike Brian McNamee, we disposed of the evidence. (see pic #2)