there will be blood Stories - Over the Monster
Ferentz denies rumors that he just chopped off his own left index finger
In a press conference yesterday held in preparation for today's Insight Bowl, Kirk Ferentz refused to comment on rumors that he recently -- like, just now -- chopped off his own left finger with a decorative sword. "It's possible, it's possible," noted Ferentz woozily as a viscous red substance,...
BREAKING NEWS: ALCS "Not the WWF"
By the Aggravated Press via cache.daylife.com St. Petersburg, FL: In an early morning press conference, David "Big Papi" Ortiz discussed the American League Champsionship Series. He expanded upon his previous remarks, made Friday, about how the ALCS was "not the WWF." "There's no bad blood....
Let It Bleed
In 1994, a psychologist named James Dabbs took saliva samples from twenty-one Brazilian and Italian men before and after Brazil’s World Cup soccer victory over the Italians. He found that in the Brazilians, testosterone levels shot up 28 percent after their win, while in the Italians, testosterone...













