Extended metaphors about Stephen Drew. (Jason Mastrodonato; MassLive)
Uplifting stories of triumph in the face of adversity (or, at the very least, a really prolonged slump.) (Gordon Edes; ESPN Boston)
Existential questions about the Red Sox. (Eric Wilbur; Boston.com)
Punny headlines about Jon Lester. (Christopher Gasper; Boston Globe)
And overreactions to statistics to create panic surrounding contract extensions. (Rob Bradford; WEEI)
Definitive statements about subjective ideas regarding the Red Sox offense. (Ricky Doyle; NESN)
Stories about the future. (Jim Crowell; Sox Prospect)