This game is early.
But not early early, like an afternoon game. And not early early early like on Patriots' Day.
No, it's just...early. Or at exactly the right time for people in the central time zone, except for them, it's even earlier.
This is messing with my head. I object to it, and think all the children should have to just deal with the games running late for my sake. Because that's what really matters.