Yep, Napoli still has the beard and he's planning to keep it, might shape it up. pic.twitter.com/nqduvNjJ46— Maureen Mullen (@MaureenaMullen) February 11, 2014
Shaping it up is probably a good idea, since he'll look more like a member of the Wyatt family than a baseball player if he fails to tend to it at all.* Also, we'll hear far fewer complaints from people who think beards are awful, smelly things just because they are long. It's hair, you guys: you can wash it, with shampoo and everything.
Napoli's beard -- "The Siesta", if you've forgotten -- isn't quite the permanent reminder of the good times that were 2013 that Jonny Gomes' tattoo is, but it'll certainly do. Especially if Napoli keeps on smashing the ball into the stands for the next two years.