I don't know what makes this Open Thread superior to the other open threads, but it just is. It's the bestest, openiest, threadiest thread to ever thread the threads. Count yourselves lucky, OTM, because you're about to go for the ride of your lives in The Best Offseasn Open Thread Ever!
Rules: No Politics, Religion, or discussion of Sean O's testicles.
Buckle your seatbelts ladies and gentlemen, because this shit is about to get fuh-reakay.