After these last four games...Can we just have a nice, calm, 6-2 win or something like that? Nothing fancy. Just a solid day's work from the Red Sox against a 40-50 team. Maybe Daniel Nava hits a home run and Felix Doubront strikes out the side in an inning and we sorta go "Well that was nice!" while definitely not having heart attacks.
That'd be nice. But having asked for that it's gonna go 20 innings and end 33-18 in favor of the Mariners somehow. Yes, that's going to be one hell of a 20th inning.
Go Sox! Go normalcy! Go a restructuring of the leagues to avoid West Coast games with East Coast teams! Go an end to time zones!