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OTM Gamethread Drinking Game.

After the jump, I will introduce you to a drinking game to make the current mediocrity of the Red Sox a little more bearable. Or at least get you so blind drunk* that you forget we're so medocre.


Drink If:

  • Carl Crawford does something bad
  • Bobby Valentine screws up
  • John Lackey
  • Sean O, TLD, Rogue Nine, Gizmosandy, Outofleftfield says something ridiculously negative about the team.
  • Sox score a run
  • John Leary, Sologub, Bososx, Revived say something ridiculously positive about the team
  • A non-baseball conversation opens in the gamethread.
  • Crawford, Salty, WMB walks
  • Red Sox give up a first inning run
  • "Play Hard Always"
  • "Live With It"
  • "LNBIU"
Take a shot if
  • 2004 reference
  • September 2011 reference
  • OTM members fight about a marginal player
  • Raycist Troll
  • Luke Scott
  • Bobby Valentine leaves the starting pitcher in too long
  • Baserunning Gaffe
  • Red Sox give up a stolen base
  • Ben Buchanan's cousin
  • Spiders
  • Trade Carl Crawford/John Lackey/Josh Beckett/Jacoby Ellsbury
  • Gizmosandy wants to trade for Alexi Ogando
  • Chase Headley
Finish your current drink if
  • Benches clearing brawl
  • Walk off HR
  • Cody Ross Bat Flip
  • Laser Show
  • Luke Scott hit by pitch
  • Yankees Troll
  • Bobby V gets tossed
  • Player gets tossed
  • Jewel Staite
Chug a brand new drink if
  • Randy Johnson-like bird explosion
  • Squirrel on the field
  • Bobby Valentine fired during game
  • Fan runs on field
  • Nick Punto home run
  • Red Sox no-hitter
  • Compound Fracture
Please be prepared and do not drink and drive. Thank you, enjoy.
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