After the jump, I will introduce you to a drinking game to make the current mediocrity of the Red Sox a little more bearable. Or at least get you so blind drunk* that you forget we're so medocre.
Drink If:
- Carl Crawford does something bad
- Bobby Valentine screws up
- John Lackey
- Sean O, TLD, Rogue Nine, Gizmosandy, Outofleftfield says something ridiculously negative about the team.
- Sox score a run
- John Leary, Sologub, Bososx, Revived say something ridiculously positive about the team
- A non-baseball conversation opens in the gamethread.
- Crawford, Salty, WMB walks
- Red Sox give up a first inning run
- "Play Hard Always"
- "Live With It"
- "LNBIU"
- 2004 reference
- September 2011 reference
- OTM members fight about a marginal player
- Raycist Troll
- Luke Scott
- Bobby Valentine leaves the starting pitcher in too long
- Baserunning Gaffe
- Red Sox give up a stolen base
- Ben Buchanan's cousin
- Spiders
- Trade Carl Crawford/John Lackey/Josh Beckett/Jacoby Ellsbury
- Gizmosandy wants to trade for Alexi Ogando
- Chase Headley
- Benches clearing brawl
- Walk off HR
- Cody Ross Bat Flip
- Laser Show
- Luke Scott hit by pitch
- Yankees Troll
- Bobby V gets tossed
- Player gets tossed
- Jewel Staite
- Randy Johnson-like bird explosion
- Squirrel on the field
- Bobby Valentine fired during game
- Fan runs on field
- Nick Punto home run
- Red Sox no-hitter
- Compound Fracture