Friday Red Sox Lineup: Who Cares, Somebody May Have Just Claimed Josh Beckett

FOXBORO, MA - AUGUST 21: David Ortiz #34 of the Boston Red Sox enjoys a laugh before a game with Los Angeles Angels at Fenway Park on August 21, 2012 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

This is not the news of the hour.

There is other news of the hour. Go look at that news. Talk of that news. What the hell is going on in Fenway today?


Look! It's a lineup! David Ortiz is in it! On a normal day, we might talk about how he's still batting fourth with Gonzalez fifth all to facilitate Pedro Ciriaco batting leadoff, but this is not a normal day.

Go, look at the real news. What are you still doing here?

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