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*Honolulu Menehune*

C Kurt Suzuki

1B Paul Goldschmidt

2B Ian Kinsler

3B Jose Bautista

SS Yunel Escobar

OF Carl Crawford

OF Drew Stubbs

OF Chris Young

Util David Ortiz

BN Mike Moustakas

BN Chris Heisey

BN Vernon Wells

BN Danny Espinosa

SP Cole Hamels

SP Jon Lester

RP Cory Leubke

RP Sergio Santos

P Yovani Gallardo

P Clay Buchholz

P Bud Norris

BN Jim Johnson

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*SGSox*

C JP Arencibia

1B Joey Votto

2B Chase Utley

3B Evan Longoria

SS Elvis Andrus

OF Nelson Cruz

OF Micheal Bourn

OF Adam Jones

Util Asdrubal Cabrera

BN Gaby Sanchez

BN Carlos Quentin

BN Dayan Viciedo

SP Micheal Pineda

SP Ervin Santana

RP Brian Wilson

RP Joakim Soria

P Chris Perez

P Ted Lilly

P Brandon McCarthy

BN Aaron Crow

BN AJ Burnett

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*Funny Name Pending*

C Yadier Molina

1B Pablo Sandoval

2B Jemile Weeks

3B Chipper Jones

SS Derek Jeter

OF Justin Upton

OF Carlos Gonzalez

OF Shane Victorino

Util Alex Gordon

BN Ryan Howard

BN Colby Rasmus

BN Kelly Johnson

BN Lorenzo Cain

BN Mike Carp

SP Zack Greinke

SP Ubaldo Jimenez

RP Matt Moore

RP Joel Hanrahan

P Joe Nathan

P Ryan Dempster

P Edwin Jackson

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*Blademasters*

C Matt Wieters

1B Mark Reynolds

2B Neil Walker

3B Alex Rodriguez

SS Jimmy Rollins

OF Curtis Granderson

OF Andre Ethier

OF David Murphy

Util Mitch Moreland

BN Jayson Werth

BN Mike Trout

BN Ryan Roberts

SP Justin Verlander

SP CC Sabathia

RP Mariano Rivera

RP Jose Valverde

P Jaime Garcia

P Max Scherzer

P Jair Jurrjens

BN Roy Oswalt

BN Erik Bedard

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*FLASox*

C Miguel Montero

1B Miguel Cabrera

2B Dan Uggla

3B Aramis Ramirez

SS JJ Hardy

OF Mike Stanton

OF Jay Bruce

OF Carlos Beltran

BN Mark Teixiera

BN Alejandro de Aza

BN Brandon Belt

BN Angel Pagan

BN Aaron Hill

SP Madison Bumgardner

SP Chris Carpenter

RP Rafael Betancourt

RP Kenley Jansen

P Frank Francisco

P Derek Holland

P Edinson Volquez

BN Chad Billingsley

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*Donalds Ducks*

C Wilson Ramos

1B Howie Kendrick

2B ---empty---

3B David Freese

SS Erick Aybar

OF Ryan Braun

OF Desmond Jennings

OF Matt Holliday

Util Shin-Soo Choo

BN Ike Davis

BN Jose Tabata

BN Jason Kubel

BN Adam Dunn

SP Clayton Kershaw

SP CJ Wilson

RP JJ Putz

RP Kyle Farnsworth

P Tommy Hanson

P Johnny Cueto

P Wandy Rodriguez

BN Matt Thornton

BN Carlos Zambrano

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*Kraken 613*

C Russel Martin

1B Albert Pujols

2B Rickie Weeks

3B Martin Prado

SS Jose Reyes

OF Andrew McCutchen

OF BJ Upton

OF Corey Hart

Util Paul Konerko

BN Grady Sizemore

BN Delmon Young

BN Rafael Furcal

BN Justin Morneau

SP Matt Cain

SP Rickey Romero

RP Ryan Madson

RP Neftali Feliz

P Brandon Morrow

P Hiroki Kuroda

P Javy Guerra

BN Mike Minor

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*Oldguy*

C Joe Mauer

1B Micheal Cuddyer

2B Jamey Carroll

3B Brett Lawrie

SS Jhonny Peralta

OF Josh Hamilton

OF Brett Gardner

OF Franklin Gutierrez

Util Nick Markakis

BN Jeff Francouer

BN Jason Kipnis

BN Daniel Murphy

SP Roy Halladay

SP Matt Garza

RP Craig Kimbrel

RP Jonathan Papelbon

P Josh Beckett

P Tyler Clippard

P Sergio Romo

BN Alexi Ogando

BN Gavin Floyd

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*SoxStephen*

C Brian McCann

1B Adrian Gonzalez

2B Micheal Young

3B Kevin Youkilis

SS Starlin Castro

OF Lance Berkman

OF Melky Cabrera

OF Cameron Maybin

Util Ian Desmond

BN Peter Bourjos

BN Matt Joyce

BN Carlos Pena

BN Vlad Guerrero

BN Jed Lowrie

SP Tim Lincecum

SP Mat Latos

RP Daniel Bard

RP Chris Sale

P Gio Gonzalez

P Anibal Sanchez

P Tim Hudson

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*Matsuzaka's Revenge*

C Jarrod Saltalamacchia

1B Adam Lind

2B Ben Zobrist

3B Casey McGehee

SS Troy Tulowitzki

OF Micheal Morse

OF Jason Heyward

OF Kendrys Morales

Util Hanley Ramirez

BN Alex Rios

BN Jesus Montero

SP David Beachy

SP David Price

RP John Axford

RP Heath Bell

P Mark Melancon

P Jhoulys Chacin

P Colby Lewis

BN Francisco Liriano

BN Johan Santana

BN Tim Stauffer

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*Springfield Indians*

C Mike Napoli

1B Carlos Lee

2B Brandon Phillips

3B David Wright

SS Alexei Ramirez

OF Matt Kemp

OF Coco Crisp

OF Torii Hunter

Util Alex Avila

SP Jered Weaver

SP James Shields

Rp Drew Storen

RP Carlos Marmol

P Jason Motte

P Matt Capps

P Aroldis Chapman

BN Josh Johnson

BN Justin Masterson

BN John Danks

BN Scott Baker

BN Mark Buehrle

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*Petal to the Metal*

C Carlos Santana

1B Prince Fielder

2B Robinson Cano

3B Edwin Encarnacion

SS Emilio Bonifacio

OF Hunter Pence

OF Ichiro Suzuki

OF Mark Trumbo

Util Freddie Freeman

BN Marco Scutaro

BN Josh Willingham

BN Lucas Duda

BN Ben Revere

BN Mike Aviles

SP Ian Kennedy

SP Adam Wainwright

RP Jordan Walden

RP Brandon League

P Yu Darvish

P Vance Worley

P Vinnie Pestano

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*Outofleftfield*

C Buster Posey

1B Billy Butler

2B Dustin Ackley

3B Adrian Beltre

SS Dee Gordon

OF Jacoby Ellsbury

OF Yoenis Cespedes

OF Nick Swisher

Util Austin Jackson

BN Dexter Fowler

BN Cody Ross

BN Macier Izturis

SP Cliff Lee

SP Stephen Strasburg

RP Andrew Bailey

RP Houston Street

P Jeremy Hellickson

P Johnny Venters

P Sean Marshall

BN Trevor Cahill

BN Rickey Nolasco

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*TLD's Argyle Sox*

C Geovany Soto

1B Eric Hosmer

2B Dustin Pedroia

3B Ryan Zimmerman

SS Stephen Drew

OF Yonder Alonso

OF Logan Morrison

OF Brennan Boesch

Util Chase Headley

BN Jason Bay

SP Felix Hernandez

SP Dan Haren

RP Josh Collmenter

RP Mike Adams

P Daniel Hudson

P Shaun Marcum

P Jordan Zimmermann

BN Doug Fister

BN Jonathan Niese

BN Alfredo Aceves

BN Jarrod Parker