In dreaded anticipation of you-know-who getting to you-know-how-many hits, I released this Chrome extension to keep all of Red Sox Nation safe from the impending media blitz surrounding Derek Jeter. I call it "Jeter Filter":
It scours the Internet for signs of Derek Jeter and makes him disappear before your very eyes. Facebook, Twitter, the New York Times Sports section, Wikipedia - all of the Internet gets cleaned of Jeter.
Finally, our long national nightmare is over.