Because I'm that awesome.
The Red Sox are down 0-6, but that's not exactly a huge deal. Some people are treating it like the end of the world. They act like a 6 game losing streak has never happened before. Last year's Giants pulled off an upset, and had a 7 game losing streak in the heat of a division title race.
Now it's time to ask yourself...
What would Brian Boitano do?