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My Public Break-Up with Theo Epstein...

November 22nd, 2011


Dear Theo:

       I have proposed marriage to you thrice. Once, when on a subway train, twice, in Subway (sandwich shop) and thirdly, via a large sign during the infamous '04 riots. I would like to retract these proposals, mainly due to the heartbreak I feel every time I read THIS or something like it. Now, don't think I'm not mad at Terry too, but Terry didn't break my heart as well as let me down. 

Wishing you the best chilly air imaginable,

Aimee (Tampa, FL)

Ps. I have also renamed my cat (Theo Epstein) Nomaaahhh. 

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