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2010 Home Run Derby Open Thread

Go hit bombs, David Ortiz. Go hit 'em.

Do it for Kevin Youkilis, Papi.

Here's your open thread for tonight's festivities. Attached is a poll. Guess who'll win this year's derby.

Poll
Who will win the home run derby tonight? (Poll closes at 8:05 p.m. EST)
Miguel Cabrera
27 votes
Corey Hart
5 votes
Matt Holliday
14 votes
David Ortiz
36 votes
Hanley Ramirez
4 votes
Nick Swisher
11 votes
Vernon Wells
8 votes
Chris Young
6 votes

111 votes | Poll has closed

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Swisher shouldnt be in this

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by bestbostonsports on Jul 12, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

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by Chris McKeown on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Chris McKeown on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

finally one of you agrees with me

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by bestbostonsports on Jul 12, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay!

Who’s the joker that voted for Corey Hart?

That’s funny, man. FUNNY. STUFF.

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by Randy Booth on Jul 12, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

not me

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by bestbostonsports on Jul 12, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who voted for Hanley?

That’s funnier.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he wears sunglasses?

Probably only at night.

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by TheLoneDavid on Jul 12, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, given the results to this moment

I can’t help but wonder if we’re being realistic or partisan in the voting here.

by Maeamian on Jul 12, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, there aren't any huge power guys like Fielder or Howard.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering just few years (07), you had a list which featured:

Prince Fielder, Ryan Howard, Albert Pujols, Justin Morneau, Vladimir Guerrero, Magglio Ordóñez, Matt Holliday,

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been a while, but...

Ortiz knows how to really slug the ball. Nobody else in the competition has hit 40 homers in a season, let alone 50. With BP fastballs, I think he’ll find his swing.

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by LegendaryTadpole on Jul 12, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying he had a good shot

but at the time he had 60% of the voes, and I’m pretty sure not a 60% chance of winning

by Maeamian on Jul 12, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Train doesn’t seem like it would be my top pick for having anything to do with baseball.

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true,

Aren’t they popular or something? That and being musically uninteresting is usually the criteria for these sorts of things.

by Maeamian on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess they are kind of popular right now for the song they just sang...

Not nearly as popular as they were back in like 2000 or 01 when they release drops of jupiter.

by upCHUCK on Jul 12, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

It’s not a very good song. It’s not a bad one either. Like I said, musically uninteresting.

by Maeamian on Jul 12, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is this freaking tinkerbell on my tv singing

how terrible

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

No man should ever wear pants that tight....

but on a bright note I think him and Jeter buy their lip gloss at the same place.

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No man should wear earrings.

Only about 10% can pull it off, the rest look like tinks.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

all of em do

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet you Morgan picks...

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Jose Ortiz

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morgan Quote:

New Orleans, LA: Do you think there is a chance the Phillies will win the NL East?

Joe Morgan: Yes there is a chance, they are only a couple games behind. They are playing well now and the real problem for the Mets is if they end up in a tie, the Phillies win. Right now the lead says they are 1.5 ahead, but in my opinion they are only a .5 game ahead. If the Mets tie, they lose.

WWSD ?

by Pesky Fan on Jul 12, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that guy is awful

(Here comes Jesse Jackson to call me something bad)

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan: Batting average and earned run average and this OPS stuff they do. OPS doesn’t tell you anything except about the individual. The same as the other stats. It doesn’t tell you anything about the team. A .300 average doesn’t help you win games, run production does.

Joe Morgan: I’m not saying those numbers don’t mean anything, I’m saying they’re overglorified.

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by Pesky Fan on Jul 12, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

another

You know I think wins are the most important stat to judge a pitcher by. There’s a big difference between pitching just well enough to win and pitching just bad enough to lose.

WWSD ?

by Pesky Fan on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inside Morgans head

“I want to pick Chris Young or Vernon Wells”

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Bo Jackson

It’s said it rings me back to when I was a kid watching the Bo Jackson cartoon, Prostars. lol

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Erin Andrews needs to go back to doing planned and known butt exercises in front of a mirror

that was so staged.

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

we should have traded for Cabrera from the Marlins

the guy is so good.

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

when did all that terrible stuff happen to Ortiz bobby V ?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

My prediction for Young: 5

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

mine : 2

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was close !

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

some pretty tinkerbell type music

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

is that what that is?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds so different

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Down around the corner a half a mile from here,
you see them old trains runnin’
and you watch them disappear.

Without love, where would you be now, without love?

You know I saw Miss Lucy down along the tracks;
she lost her home and her family
and she won’t be comin’ back.

Without love, where would you be now, without love?

Well, the Illinois Central
and the Southern Central Freight,
gotta keep on pushin’, Mama,
‘cause you know they’re runnin’ late.

Without love, where would you be now, without love?

Well, the Illinois Central
and the Southern Central Freight,
gotta keep on pushin’, Mama,
‘cause you know they’re runnin’ late.

Without love, where would you be now, without love?

Where pistons keep on churnin’
and the wheels go ‘round and ‘round,
and the steal rails are cold and hard
for the miles that they go down.

Without love, where would ya be right now,
without love, where would you be now?

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Got to get it, baby, baby, won’t you move it down?
Won’t you move it down?
Baby, baby, baby, baby, won’t you move it down?
When the big train run
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I got to keep on movin’,
Keep on movin’,
Keep on movin’,
Gonna keep on movin’.

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by Pesky Fan on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounded pretty different

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

or retire

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

or play CF for the Red Sox

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was impressive during that series, thats for sure

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not amazing but he's better than a 37 year old we have now.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he didn't get zero like Inge.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Johnson should start for the NL.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

but but 15-1

But ya, I agree Johnson should start

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you could have one player Pujols or Cabrera, who would you take?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd take Miguel

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's younger, so he'd be better long term.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

only 3 years younger, though

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Pujols is older than he says

and Cabrera does it in a huge park, in the AL

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This derby sucks

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean you arn't impressed with the crushing power of.....

Corey Hart, Chris Young, Vernon Wells, Hanley Ramirez, Nick Swisher

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why now instead of any other time?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the ASB, it does not count

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hart just hit a bomb

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

There are rumors of Hart going to Rays.

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by Bento Box on Jul 12, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, that does not worry me at all !

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nobodys hitting that thing

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That HR Hunter hit off Lester last season in the ALDS was pretty far

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He took Konerko over Youk. *facepalm*

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by Bento Box on Jul 12, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont complain youk mighta got hurt

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a wuss face

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

GUYS!!

Newtonian physics!!! Holy crap!!

by Maeamian on Jul 12, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That round was much more entertaining.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I love when announcers just recap exactly what we just all watched the guy do, but say it like their giving their expert opinion, ie:

“He was hitting the ball to center field to begin with, than starting pulling the ball.”

Thanks professor

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enough of the scientist talking about baseball

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Sir.

Don’t you DARE call him a scientist

by Maeamian on Jul 12, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is he then

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

At best, a science reporter

But really, just a TV personality who took physics I in college

by Maeamian on Jul 12, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad on Swisher:

“He looks like a guy that sells ice cream.”

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the worst derby ever

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

97 was pretty bad

It was on MLBN earlier.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

07 had some big bat:

Prince Fielder, Ryan Howard, Albert Pujols, Justin Morneau, Vladimir Guerrero, Magglio Ordóñez, Matt Holliday

The field this year arn’t guys you would expect to really wow a crowd.

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that in San Fran?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

But ya, none of the guys did really well in 07.

Both Howard and Fielder only hit 3 each (first round), Pujols/Morneau only hit 4 each (first round)

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

San fran isn't a good hitters park.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they playing Sweet home Alabama?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

tink

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He bangs ugly women.

Cameron Diaz, Madonna. Kate Hudson isn’t bad, though.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's probably a cover up

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey look it's Matt Holliday

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Morgan:

“he starts off pretty well”

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by Pesky Fan on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

30 feet from the wall

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scu Scu Scutaro in background

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arent Pujols numbers falling off?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I can see why.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Holliday, this isn't Coors field

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

except when he's actually playing

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, dude

This is more important than any kind of “regular season” or whatever.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we allowed to use slurs (not racial)

and massive amounts of profanity since its the ASB ?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a bomb

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

They are kind of overplaying how long this balls are being hit too

The ball is barely getting over the wall but they are yelling it’s way back and crushed

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Hasn't LAA had the ASG 2 previous times?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon jose

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

3

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

as pointless as this id, I'd love to see Jose win it

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody called him Jose Ortiz.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

bobby v caller him Jose Ortiz

with conviction in his voice

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Settle down, Ortiz.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanram is about to win this

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

They will call it after he hits 100 in the first round

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Paps

or Ramram

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know I'm right

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by LegendaryTadpole on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is on Soriano's arms?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

you are becoming quite the student of the game !

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

what on earth was that on Soriano's arms?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The Angels are gonna go after Crawford.

God, I hope they get him.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Boras comparing Fielder to Tex

yikes !!

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He said that the Howard deal was a bad deal for HOWARD!

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to lose the earrings.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hell is Will Ferrel at the desk?

I don’t give a shit about your movie.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

this Hanley guy, he's pretty good

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

if we did not get the world series in 2007

that’s one of the worst trades ever.

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really

Lowell’s career is pretty much done. Beckett was great in 07, decent in 08, and good in 09.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrible trade

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we don't win in 07 and who takes Beckett's place in the rotation?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

who gives a shit

Beckett is terrible

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

worse than terrible

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is false

He is injured, so let’s throw out this year. 07-09
FIP: 3.08, 3.24, 3.63
xFIP: 3.43, 3.24, 3.35
WAR:6.5, 5.0, 5.3
Oh yeah, that’s in the AL.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

rubbish

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

Loney is better than Pujols. Try and refute that.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

2 AL, 2 NL hitters advance to the second

by Maeamian on Jul 12, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yes you are

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're just babbling.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ortiz wins

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

this is fun

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else worried about his wrist

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

They are obsessed with shoes.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ive had same pair of shoes for 5 years, they still work fine

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, yes guilty

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose hates charity

Great round for Papi he was killing it

by ruktuim on Jul 12, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is Jim Bowden?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

James Goodwin Bowden IV (born 18 May 1961 in Boston, Massachusetts 1) is a former Major League Baseball Senior Vice President and General Manager. He was named MLB Excecutive of the Year by Baseball America in 1999. His teams finished in first place in 1990, 1994, 1995 and 1999. He is currently co-host on MLB Network Radio’s “INSIDE PITCH” on Sirius 210/XM 175. He also Co-Hosts for Fox Sports Radio on Saturday and Sundays and is a Baseball Analyst for FoxSports.com. Jim also Hosts the Show “GM’s Corner” on FoxSports.com.

WWSD ?

by Pesky Fan on Jul 12, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanram does have cool shoes.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Beltre on ESPN LatinoAmerica

Thursday I will have an MRI… feeling good but dont know how seriuos it is

by BringLugo-back!!! on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

f you !

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

become a student of the game

this will be your new username:

Imastudentofthegame

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gonna pass Ortiz.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

We're going to a swing off.

unless Hart chokes

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

like Ben and his cousin?

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the home run derby always sucks

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

why are you watching it?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

its the ASB

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

all these kids and the beards they wear

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

perfect for the red sox

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had to wait a long time, but still.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a hick

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by gizmosandy on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Morgan say it?

That would explain it.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's stronger pound for pound.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got home to see the final round!

Papi is shooting BOMBS

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by kraken613 on Jul 12, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN!

I LOVE PEDROIA!!! ITS MAN LOVE!

by kraken613 on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Pedroia!

I LOVE PEDROIA!!! ITS MAN LOVE!

by kraken613 on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon Ortiz

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ortiz is ice cold

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

I LOVE PEDROIA!!! ITS MAN LOVE!

by kraken613 on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not unless they're throwing BP meatballs.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He found his swing, so I expect a good 2nd half.

But it doesn’t have anything to do with this HR derby performance.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

a good hitter takes good BP, so you're right in a way.

I’m just saying that this derby isn’t gonna make him better because he already found his stroke.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs like 5 more HR

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap

I think Hanram is gonna take it.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Lemme guess, Joe Morgan?

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just kinda tune these idiots out.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay Ortiz won

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

that;s his total at the end of the year

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still say

he hits 35+

David Ortiz 2010: 120 RBIs, 35+ HRs. Jason who?

by BHeebs on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peace out y'all

Good night and a let’s go Red Sox! Go get ’em in the second half!

by Raj Ghetia on Jul 12, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanley's swing is so pretty.

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by BoldandBrash on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never said that about anyone before,

but I guess this is as close as it gets.

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