Tired of amusing Dustin Pedroia quotes (as if there is any other kind)? Not a fan of laser shows? Do you have terrible foot odor that everyone in your zip code notices, except you?
If so, then kindly leave because you are a just a bad person and we don't like your kind 'round here.
Anyway, in the wake of Pedroia's extension of his now four-game long hit-streak Saturday night, and as the rest of the world waits with bated breath in his pursuit of what I've always considered his consecutive games with a base-hit record -- with Joe DiMaggio merely borrowing it at 56 games until Dustin felt the timing was right -- here is another quote from Ped-Rock a.k.a Pedey Pablo a.k.a Pedroya the Destroya regarding his "struggles" of late (Struggles?!? Incase you missed it, I said FOUR-GAME HIT-STREAK!):
"I work more than anybody in baseball. That's a fact. I'll definitely put the time in and make sure I have a great year. So 'Laser Show.' Relax again."
Dustin, if you're reading this, pleace accept my invitation to have a beer. How rad would that be? "Pedroia Surprises Blogger With a Beer." Mull that over and get back to me, my contact information can be found here: Logan Lietz