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Pedroia T-shirt slogans


I have a feeling that with all the love that Dustin Pedroia is getting around these parts, along with the suggestion for T-shirts, we need to come up with some decent slogans.

"Laser Show, Relax?" Eh. We can do better than that.

I would propose something like:
  • There are only three certainties in life: Death, taxes, and Dustin Pedroia being awesome.
  • Pedroia: An Elf among Men.
  • You who are about to give up lasers to Pedroia, we salute you.
  • (Silhouette of Pedroia batting next to an up and down arrow, adjacent to the following:) You must be this tall to take part in the LASER SHOW.
  • Who died and made you Dustin Pedroia?

Feel free to add your own below.

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