"Laser Show, Relax?" Eh. We can do better than that.I would propose something like:
- There are only three certainties in life: Death, taxes, and Dustin Pedroia being awesome.
- Pedroia: An Elf among Men.
- You who are about to give up lasers to Pedroia, we salute you.
- (Silhouette of Pedroia batting next to an up and down arrow, adjacent to the following:) You must be this tall to take part in the LASER SHOW.
- Who died and made you Dustin Pedroia?
Feel free to add your own below.