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Game 10, Overflow Thread: I don't even know what's going on.

Beckett is dealing, Beltre is walking and losing ground balls in the lights, Varitek hit a home run, and we can't play defense worth a damn.


What is going on? I have no clue, but it's 1-1 going to the bottom of the 6th.

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2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

this stupid Australian idiot

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets put some chicken on his barbie

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a sissy

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody is either a stupid, a bum or a communist in your book?

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a special word for you

but can’t use it

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's get them bats rollin'

funny animated gif

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Radiohix's links

are almost as abortive as our offense.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Cause it’s working on my screen! I’ll stop then

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats a tinypic

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

look in your shorts

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

show respect

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 -1 may win this game

bull pen better be better tonight

by Mick Lowe on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

THE

DIRTY’S

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

rain out

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

DEAD DUCK

WHAT ARE THEY THINKING

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

why why why?

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bogar

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Demarlo the coach at third?

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bogar

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the hell would we send the runner?

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

STUPID STUPID STUPID

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

THE WORST BASE RUNNUNG I HAVE EVER SEEN SO FAR THIS SEASON

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

not the runner, the coach

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, commend Youk for running hard!

Being waved around in that situation, he must have assumed it was an easy run!

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youk's gotta know better there as well.

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bogar has overshadowed Ortiz's hit.

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

and here comes rain

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

If we get a lead, maybe we can win a short game.

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

our lead just got tagged out between home and 3rd

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beltre appealing the didn't swing call

What is it with him doing that?

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Beltre swings at the shittiest pitches.

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Beltre golfs at Ball 4.

See what I mean by “scared”?

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

how did this guy hit 50 hr's

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I like him just fine.

But he’s really got some offensive issues.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him

but he is a maniac at the plate, I did not realize that before he came to Boston.

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oki warming

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

DIRTY ALERT

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

o yeah?

are you familiar with a group of notorious bastards that call themselves

The Dirty’s?

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

why yes we are

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

then you should know

they are the worst thing that can happen

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bad bullpen feels like it's actually baseball, though.

A coach doing that…It’s like he’s interfering somehow.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you Bogar

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

+1000000000000000000

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun stat of the night

Tek BABIP: .000
Tek OPS: 2.500

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

New poll on Boston.com

Who should be the 3rd Base coach?

by kraken613 on Apr 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ortiz

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

11 million dollar 3rd base coach

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Hall is amazing

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Gammons said releasing Ortiz may happen.

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

too espensive

"I don't put any foreign substances on the baseball. Everything I use is from the good old U.S.A."

by Dustin's #1 Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

o please

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lowell has value

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade for Max Ramirez?

"I don't put any foreign substances on the baseball. Everything I use is from the good old U.S.A."

by Dustin's #1 Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he?

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the Sox put Ortiz on the market nobody would want him

Lowell had interest from at least one club

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lowell can still play

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

not too expensive

they were willing to eat most of Lowell’s contract after all

by Mister Snitch on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And i believe it was Gammons that

suggested that the Yankees and Red Sox should be in different divisions.

"I don't put any foreign substances on the baseball. Everything I use is from the good old U.S.A."

by Dustin's #1 Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he is right

or they should align divisions by spending

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

no they should not

unless fans in other cities will pay the same to attend games as fans in the northeast do.

equality is equality.

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obamaball

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

o good grief

nobama

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's wrong, Gizmo?

Did mean old Obama steal your football?

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, I'm old and will be dead

you guys will be the ones paying for all his handy work.

enjoy.

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Bush's 2 stupid $1 trillion dollars wars

That was money well spent.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben Buchanan

for President!

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can get a bailout

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

bull

prices will not go down. they know they can get these prices. if anything a new stadium would become a certainty, because they would need the lost revenue.

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

attendance drops

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

more fans going to other parks

band wagon fans jumping of the MFY and Red Sox bandwagons

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

what? are you kidding me?

Fenway has become fashionable. More Red Sox fans that ever we used to be the butt of jokes.

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that also pushes out thousands of others

Yes, the streak will come to an end this season, but there are plenty of others who don’t even try to go anymore.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

true. but it used to be a pretty easy ticket

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our sell-outs started when we were still in the middle of the drought.

They populate some, but not more than the number of people who will buy tickets at the booth. The only people hurt by this will be the resellers.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of this

Has anyone else figured out the trick that the Sox are doing to maintain the streak? It’s pretty clever.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The resellers?

’Cause everyone does that.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SRO

Sox realize that the stupidly priced $90+ dollar seats down the LF line and $50 ones in RF facing the monster will be the first to go, so they’re pushing Standing room out the waz. Since we’ve actually been around 104% sold for the last few years, the cheap ($20-$30) SROs will still keep us over the 100% mark.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

sell all the tix to Ace

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Theo is such a genius as everyone makes him out to be

Our team will be just as good.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

There’s no making up for that much of a difference. They would most likely be as good relatively speaking, though.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

prices follow product

i don’t know if i plugged this post in the right place or not

by Mick Lowe on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I highly doubt

any ballpark, except the new bronx airport, is close to as profitable as Fenway.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's blasphemy

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should.

But with a stipulation where they still play 18 times a year.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very impressive, Beckett.

I hope we score for you this inning. You deserve better.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell of an outing by Beckett

He kept the JV team in the game.

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

must score for Josh

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got to go get food, please,

when I come back, I want the Sox leading!!!

"I don't put any foreign substances on the baseball. Everything I use is from the good old U.S.A."

by Dustin's #1 Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinch hit for Tek!

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Exuse me, he has scored the only run

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry.. I'm a little tense

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

still laughing at ‘look in your shorts’ that was good

by Mister Snitch on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you, thank you very much

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Hall sucks.

I don’t care if that was good contact. He sucks.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

b_ll h_ll s_cks

fill in the rest.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ball hall socks

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That was ball four

2010 Portland Sea Dogs: The Greatest Minor League Team Ever

by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

Our pitching may rock but with no offense they might each have 10 wins at most.

by kraken613 on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This call zas total BS

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Extras?

"I don't put any foreign substances on the baseball. Everything I use is from the good old U.S.A."

by Dustin's #1 Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is on Greenville?

I live 40 minutes from Greenville and I should head down there.

by kraken613 on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuentes, Hazelbaker, McGuiness, Almanzar, Roque

Mendez was supposed to be the next big pitcher out of the DSL before he decided to suck really badly.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live 40 minutes from Greenville and 25 from the Asheville Tourist (Rockies) and the closest MLB team is a tad over 3 hours away.

by kraken613 on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and here they are...

The Dirty’s

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

aren't the strippers waiting for you?

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

midnight on friday's

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dirty's

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.dirtys.com/cgi-bin/dirtys/index.html

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno

strippers and potato chips just don’t mix

by Mister Snitch on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

itchy

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wear sweat pants at the strip club and the bouncers think its hilarious

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

free admission?

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

o yeah, for quite some time

there is a bath house in town i frequent, that’s never free admission

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf?

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll need a bath

those chips get into the damndest places

by Mister Snitch on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

key an eye on your flux capacitor

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh, crazy.

In the 70s-80s (research is hard for this era, oddly) they cut the roof down substantially when they started putting the luxury boxes in. If you look down the RF corner, the RF roof box roof extends out another 10’ compared to the rest of the park, so you can see where it used to be vs. where it is.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you could have a woman or Fenway what would you choose Sean O?

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, I'd take Fenway.

Money doesn’t hurt for finding women.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha there is a question I want to ask soooo bad

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

good one !

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

she is in fenway.. you can save her or go shut off the gas before the park explodes

work with me here

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever know a couple who did it at fenway?

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

bs.uf and Jed

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOOO

that’s gonna leave a mark

by Mister Snitch on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did on Jed

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

enough !!

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

We played victorian base ball at my wedding

true story. It was awesome.

Building Fenway from the ground up - Virtual Fenway

by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is that

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

This is a family site. Talk of strippers aside.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

Strippers have families too.

by Mister Snitch on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sandy doesn't want to hear about them

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really

that is why they strip

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we played base ball by the rules from the 1890s

I had my virtually useless leather glove, and a Nap Lajoie-era bat.

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I think that is cool

or disturbing.

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just may be

Don’t know how any played ball back then.

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice pick by Youk

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Not bad, Oki.

COME ON OFFENSE

Just do the exact damn opposite of what Tim Bogar tells you to!

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

A clean inning from the dirties

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by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Just had a horrible thought

This game… extra innings. Ugh.

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By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

4 game series

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what bullpen?

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is your quote about?

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

A really good strip club.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is it really

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"

by T.S. Eliot

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a poem?

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Link.

It’s weird and abstract. Not sure you’d like it.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like poetry

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that in school.

It was pretty crazy.

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by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The Waste Land" is even crazier.

I wrote my high school senior thesis on it. Good times.

Oh wait, need to stay in character. VORP! WARP! Star Trek! Starcraft! WoW! “I’m still using the computer mah, you can get your laundry later!”

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By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that poem is intense

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

will the rain wash the Dirty's ?

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

is it time to sign Paul Byrd yet?

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He has a sore wrist

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad someone got that one

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: Tim Bogar won the "a-Trophy" award in 1993

Meaning he was the last active player on opening day rosters to play in a game.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Who keeps track of that?

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Papelbot

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm here

We lost again and our pitcher is out for the season with a dislocated knee, but we still went to a bar to celebrate…. something.

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

throw some furniture

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

at whom?

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Bogar of course

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, what exactly happened? I heard he made a bad choice to send a runner

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sent youk on an Ortiz double with no outs

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

out at the plate

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, why has no one questioned why I was at a bar?

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

why were you at a bar?

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

to drink our pain away, duh

Okay, not really. My softball team was pretty down so our coach took us out for dinner at a saloon owned by our 1B’s dad.

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I had a burger and watched the f’n Pens win.

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, just team bonding and a lot of laughter and gossip etc

 (coach to one girl’s mom- “You missed the loudness. It was loud.”)

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're a Red Sox fan

nobody is surprised at social drinking.

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

she is 11 years old

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

going on 15

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The point stands

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone's afraid you will throw furniture

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

might as well bring in Timlin

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen a stripper eating pizza

as far as I can see on the Internet, they only eat bananas

by Mister Snitch on Apr 16, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact: Tim Bogar has a -6.52 career WPA

And for the first time in years, it’s counting!

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

its a monsson

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

monsoon

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

he hates Beckett

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and plays with Victorians

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

Though I’m new to OTM as it is.

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I just watched the comments for the last few games.

But commented on the last few. Makes a game much more entertaining when by yourself.

by kraken613 on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can accompany Sandy to the girlie show if you like

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's ok...

I have a girlfriend, don’t want to upset anything…. haha

by kraken613 on Apr 16, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, his parents were cousins

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, so who do you think isn't a product of consanguinous relations?

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sandy and Ben

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about a kamikaze watermelon?

/please tell me someone gets the reference

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Eyes bug out, anime-style] NANI?!!!

You DISHONOR the BRAVE WARRIOR FLIES??!!!

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just had horror thoughts

Of Drew slipping and breaking every bone in his body.

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Our offense it sucks, it sucks
Who are these stupid fux

The dirty’s eat shit
and then we quit

the other’s they run and run
tek, lowell, papi are all done

ells hurt his ribs
I hate Theo’s bridge

And this is the end
Im off to go tell the lady’s how to bend

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

awsome

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by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone's inspired tonight

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

The Red Sox offense isn't an issue,- until its an issue.
President of the official trade Jacoby Ellsbury campaign.

by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You said you like poems

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd quarter 2010

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun fact: Tim Bogar managed an OPS of .420

But was still given 169 plate appearances on the year. Clearly he inherited something from his manager that year: Not knowing when to stop.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I *know* that

But if you’re looking to disparage and want the path of least resistance.

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

jerk

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Papelbot

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Calling it

Hermida wins it for us somehow.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

WALK OFF TIME !!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKHstR6ndus

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

F'ING TARP

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Burger King

I don’t think you understand what brunch means.

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

the effiing tarp?

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Tim Bogar's call

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

He would have waved them on.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Bogar

[SLAMS drink onto table]

OF ALL THE CLUBHOUSES IN ALL THE TEAMS IN ALL THE WORLD, HE WALKS INTO MINE!!!

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

Rec’d for the reference!

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew it's in a different country

but have you ever traveled to Casablanca?

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’ve been several times in Morocco; Marrakesh mostly. But I’ve been there!

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is it?

Worth going to? Or is Tunis a better place to hit up?

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marrakesh has it's magic

Definitely the place to visit, Winter or Fall are the better season to visit! Trust you won’t regret it!

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by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to go to China first

But I’ll try to hit up N. Africa at some point.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot me an e-mail if you do

I’ll be happy to help!

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that Morocco is an amazing place and it’s worth a trip!

by JLS89 on Apr 17, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Off to Civilization 4

Good luck, gentlemen.

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by Sean O on Apr 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Goodnight Sean

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stack of Doom, sir

Stack of Doom

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By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, this SUCKS!

Bottom 9? Who calls a rain delay then???

by dsharp on Apr 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Tim Bogar

I LOVE PEDROIA!!! ITS MAN LOVE!

by kraken613 on Apr 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Bogar

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I've said above

Bogar would’ve waved them on.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Bogar.

Sam says: Tazawa > Dice-BB.

by Bento Box on Apr 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact: Tim Bogar caused global warming

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Fun Fact: Tim Bogar is a scrotum

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by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by BoldandBrash on Apr 16, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

tIM bOGAR IS JOBA CHAMBERLAIN'S MOTHER'S PIMP AND SUPPLIER

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

-1

Westmoreland recently asked his son how he was feeling, and the response the father received didn't surprise him. "I'm going to be in Portland next year," Ryan said.

by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

give me a break radiohix

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by gizmosandy on Apr 16, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just messin' with ya ;-)

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by radiohix on Apr 16, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bogar

 September 1991, the Tidewater Tides took on the Richmond Braves in the final week of the season. G:TBer Whitney, our friend Chris and I made the short trip down I-64 to meet Whit’s mother and stepfather for a leisurely afternoon at the ballyard. Normally, a late season minor league ballgame wouldn’t hold much allure, but two events made this one noteworthy. First, by the 3rd inning of the game we realized that the Tides’ Tim Bogar was switching positions every inning. He took the mound in the 9th having played everywhere on the field, and then proceeded to strike out the leadoff man before hitting the next batter in the head. At which point the entire stunt took on a decidedly less whimsical bent.

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

worse

FORT MYERS, Fla. – Boston Red Sox third-base coach Tim Bogar knows as well as anyone how disastrous a play at the plate can be – and not just for a late-inning rally.

Bogar was a 26-year-old middle infielder in his first season with the New York Mets in 1993, and he was right in the middle of the game of his life. He already had two doubles and a home run, and when Philadelphia Phillies center fielder Lenny Dykstra dove at and missed a fly ball, he had himself a shot at an inside-the-park home run.

Mets third-base coach Mike Cubbage waved Bogar around third base, and "I basically ran out of gas halfway to home plate," he said. Even worse, the play came so out of nowhere that no one was in place to tell him whether or not to slide. He took a blind guess and chose to slide, making an awkward headfirst lunge at the plate.

The good news? He was safe.

The bad news? He caught his left hand in the dirt and tore a ligament right off the bone, ending his season and hampering him for months after that.

"It was a good night," he said, "but bad for my career."

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

karma

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got another one for "Tim Bogar"

O GRIM BAT.

Which is better – O GRIM BAT or BIG MO RAT?

by dsharp on Apr 16, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

They're equally applicable, but I'm going with O GRIM BAT

that’s what he turned Papi’s double into, after all

by dsharp on Apr 16, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he turns the Sox into a Grim Boat

like the Titanic. Hmm, those fans may need a boat to get home…

by Mister Snitch on Apr 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, if our offense was grim there wouldn't be runners to send to their doom in the first place

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Bogar turned me into a Newt!!!!


I got better.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So easy, even Tim Bogar could do it!

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reddick was apparently "on call" if Ellsbury hit the DL.

Thus why he was not in Pawtucket’s opening lineup before that game, too, was called.

USG

by Ben Buchanan on Apr 16, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Now Sean O. got me thinking about Civ IV. I’m gonna play Team Fortress 2 though.

“Tim Bogar is SPY!”

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Apr 16, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

small number stats for the bored

tonight plus his last two games, David Ortiz is 3 for 11 with 3 doubles and a walk, .272 BA, .333 OBP and .545 SLG (.878 SLG).

’Looking for nuggets of optimism during the rain delay …

by mmmmm on Apr 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Game called yet?
BTW, Blazers up 6-3 on Colorado.

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by bestbostonsports on Apr 16, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

NLL, I'm assuming

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by crabchowdah on Apr 16, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

geez

"Well Suzyn, in life all good things come to an end."- John Sterling

by Pesky Fan on Apr 16, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did the world end?

"I don't put any foreign substances on the baseball. Everything I use is from the good old U.S.A."

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