Can you believe it? The Red Sox will play baseball today! Twice! OK, so they're Spring Training games against colleges that count for nothing and result in performances that are often indicative of nothing. But there's going to be BASEBALL! On TV! With the Red Sox!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the Sox have a shot at sweeping this double header, but you never know. We are starting Bill Hall and Darnell McDonald in the first game, and some guy named Tug will be DHing while some guy named Boof pitches the second game. What? I know!

Consider this your first open game day thread of the year. Go Red Sox!