I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree sometimes, I know, but I'll be damned if I can't figure out how to leave an SB Nation blog.

Oh, not this one.  You should be so lucky.  No, no.  I mean the hell that is Halo Heaven.  I mean, I don't ever visit it or anything...but it's just on my list of blogs and I don't want it to be.  I really only joined to beg them to take John Lackey back.  They didn't, and now I can't figure out how to leave.

Can ya help a brother out, or do I have to get them to ban me?  Like, should there not be a button or link somewhere??