The STI List

by BobZupcic on Feb 9, 2010 3:47 PM EST

Found this link with all of the STI (Spring Training Invitees) for every team. Fun to read through this and see what you can do with it! I'll start

http://monozygotic.wordpress.com/2010/02/08/2010-consolidated-list-of-non-roster-invitees/

The "Tell Me Again Why You Are Still Around?" Team or "This Ain't the 90s" Team

C - Paul Lo Duca (COL)

1B - Doug Mientkiewicz (LAD)

2B - Mark Grudzielanek (CLE)

3B - Miguel Cairo (CIN)

SS - Jolbert Cabrera (NYM)

OF - Jay Payton (COL)

OF - Brian Giles (LAD)

OF - Matt Stairs (SD)

DH - Kevin Mench (WAS), Kevin Millar (CHC)

P - Ramon Ortiz (LAD)

P - Josh Towers (LAD)

P - John Halama (MIL)

P - Elemer Dessens (NYM)

P - Miguel Batista (WAS)

P - Eddie Guardado (WAS)

P - Bruce Chen (KC)

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Sexually Transmitted Infection. I note that A-Rod is on there with “centaurism”

Rock me, sexy Jesus...

by nuthinboutnuthin on Feb 9, 2010 5:19 PM EST reply actions

That was my first thought as well

Also whenever I see CBT I think “cock and ball torture”. Not that I’m into that sort of thing…

by Black Yen Power G-Man Spy on Feb 10, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions

HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

I’m dying in laughter at this comment! That is so sick, but just funny because it follows an A-Rod comment…

"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko

by sox-inda-south on Feb 11, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions

Kevin Millar is on there due to Everlasting Awesome

Matt Stairs due to Token Canadiana.

Galactus does as he pleases. Because Galactus is drunk.

I have a five-tool player in my pants.

by Bloggy on Feb 9, 2010 5:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Let's see

Chlamydia, herpes simplex, Alex Rodr… shucks! Nuthinboutnuthin beat me to the punch.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

by 0157H7 on Feb 9, 2010 10:51 PM EST reply actions

this team gives the Nats a run for their money.

by ritz on Feb 10, 2010 6:13 PM EST reply actions

Bruce Chen

Team MVP.

by Justin_Bobo on Feb 10, 2010 6:53 PM EST reply actions

C – Bard (SEA), Cash (HOU)
1B – Bailey (ARZ), Mientkiewicz (LAD)
2B – Thurston (ATL)
3B – Woodward (SEA)
SS – Green (LAD)
OF – Gathright (TOR)
OF – Stern (MIL), Van Every (PIT)
OF – Payton (COL)
DH – Millar (CHC)
P – Dumatrait (DET)
P – Chen (KC)
P – Maroth (MIN)
P – DiNardo (OAK)
P – Halama (MIL)
P – Hansen (PIT)
P – Ledezma (PIT)
P – Zink (STL)