Drew towtally sukcs!!1!!!
by lone1c on Feb 25, 2010 5:25 PM EST
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PrintHow have the Red Sox managed to put up with this joker year after year? Why haven't they given him the boot like they did to John Smoltz and Julio Lugo? I mean, look at the absolutely pathetic numbers he's put up over the last two seasons:
- OPS+ of 137 and 133
- 43 HR's
- An OBP of nearly .400
- 4.15 pitches per PA
- An average of 4.5 WAR
And that doesn't even count the atrocities with his glove: all kinds of balls caught, but he doesn't work hard to make it look like a highlight reel catch, so his tremendous range doesn't matter and obviously he's not even trying.
He's also clearly a clubhouse cancer, and is constantly getting ratted out by fellow players, Tito, and Theo. I mean, take a look at all the horror stories about his off-the-field antics!
Not to mention the fact that he's made of glass and runs like he has cement overshoes on ALL THE TIME.
Drew is obviously the biggest obstacle standing between the Olde Towne Team and a return engagement to the World Series.
Save the 2010 Sox season: GET RID OF DREW NOW!!!1!!!!
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I chose Hoover
in a complete assumption we were talking about Herbert Hoover. I’m ok with my vote either way. Drew is my hero.
Drew certainly does suck.
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Na-oht.
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It's sucking my will to liiiiiiiiive...
Rock me, sexy Jesus...
by nuthinboutnuthin on Feb 25, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
That was funny
Made me laugh. Well done.
"I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man." - Jimi Hendrix
Thank you
I was real close to doing this myself.
"We are not normal, We are Legends. People will tell their kids about us." - Deon Butler before Ohio State Game 2008.
I am president of the Drew fan club
Trade Beckett before the deadline
I'm taking suggestions from myself on the 2010 rally song.
Re-sign Victor Martinez, the future DH of the Boston Red Sox
Where's the "suck like a fox" option
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
That option is STUPID.
Stupid as a FOX!
Galactus does as he pleases. Because Galactus is drunk.
I have a five-tool player in my pants.
AS A YANKEE FAN
I COMPELTY AGREE! JD DREW IS THE WORST PLAYER ON THE RED SUX BECUZ HE HAS NO HEART AND HIS A ROBOT! MELKY IS A BETTER OUTFIELDER WHO’D GET HIS SHIRT DIRTY AND HITTER AND HE COULD HIT 40 BOMBS IF HE WERE STILL IN NEW YORK BUT NOT ANYMORE BECUZ HE DOESN’T HAVE JETER AS AN ASPIRATION!
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea /
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown /
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
by 0157H7 on Feb 26, 2010 10:43 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
yeah
and only one exclamation after each sentence… come now… should be at least five!!!!!
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
by DougieWentDeep on Feb 26, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
He finds it hard to stay in character sometimes.
Galactus does as he pleases. Because Galactus is drunk.
I have a five-tool player in my pants.
the only thing...
about Drew that sucks is the fact that his back has kept him out of the lineup. Streaky hitters are a good thing. They can carry the team when they are hitting and when they aren’t, they worry the other team about whether they will start.
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I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
by Drugs Delaney on Mar 2, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
.....I just like Black Holes, I think they're fascinating!!
But I really liked the whole steelersfans guy thread…..
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
Guy was entertaining for the first 50 posts, but then....
….I realized how serious he was and his ignorance….wow. Black Holes will one day consume the universe.
"Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax." -- Mike Royko
by sox-inda-south on Mar 2, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
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