What Should Theo Do?
[If the following confuses you, please watch this.]
Theo Epstein: What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes?
Theo: Should I remind you of what we've accomplished? Should I give you a history lesson?

Theo: What should I do? Should I really believe I ruined my legacy?
Theo: Should I sell tacky merchandise?

Theo: Do you like my shiny gnome?
Theo: What should I do? Should I act?
Theo, as Gordon Gecko: The point is, ladies and gentlemen, Greed, for lack of a better term, is good. Greed works. Greed in all its forms - greed for rings, greed for $160 million payrolls, greed for Texan starters on the wrong side of 30 - has marked the upward surge of baseball. And Greed, you mark my words, will not only save the Boston Red Sox, but that other malfunctioning corporation called Major League Baseball.
Theo: Maybe I should just disappear.
BLAH BLAH BLAH CURSE BLAH BLAH DICE-K BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SIGN CRAWFORD BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH FIX THE BULLPEN BLAH BLAH BLAH DUMP PAPELBON BLAH BLAH TRADE ELLSBURY FOR LINCECUM
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH RE-SIGN RANDY BOOTH BLAH BLAH BLAH E.COLI WAS ROBBED BLAH BLAH BLAH
Theo: Should I stop listening to the stats? They're my stats.
Theo: Should I accept that I'm cast... as the villain?

Darth Epstein: YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF RECKLESS SPENDING!
Theo: Should I start a blog?

THEOWND47: How the $#@ is Reymond Fuentes #6 on Baseball America's List? He should be WAY higher - there's a reason I drafted him with a first round pick... BTW, Gizmosandy is the best moderator on OTM zomg!!!11
Theo: Should I make you laugh? Should I read you a mournful poem?
Theo, reading:
"What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
like a heavy load.
Theo: What should I do?
Should I be who you want me to be?
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JUST WIN IT
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I'm a Heat fan.
And I got a kick out of this. Hilarious. Rec’d.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. " ~Rogers Hornsby
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by Ben Buchanan on Nov 6, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually am a Heat fan because of Wade.
Wade is no evil. Hes an awesome player.
I like the Islanders they are actually a hero…for teams that play them.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. " ~Rogers Hornsby
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OK, begrudging +1
If there’s anyone who isn’t to blame on the Heat (assuming, arguendo, that there is blame), it DWade.
Wait 'til next/this year?
"Laser show. So relax."
by nuthinboutnuthin on Nov 6, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's also the webmaster...
… at I Heart Boras.com
Wait 'til next/this year?
"Laser show. So relax."
by nuthinboutnuthin on Nov 6, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everything LBJ does gets mocked.
Either he likes being hated or he’s a dumbass. He has no idea on how to manage his “brand”. That could be because he possibly has his high school flunkies telling him what to do.
"Every night I go to bed thinking about when I’m going to play again. I dream about playing at Fenway."-Ryan Westmoreland
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Brilliant
Simply brilliant piece. I hope Theo gets to see this…
Whatever happens...
… I hope that it involves Don Johnson.
Wait 'til next/this year?
"Laser show. So relax."
by nuthinboutnuthin on Nov 6, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
That was a great chuckle!!!
"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis
RE-SIGN RANDY BOOTH!
Nice touch.
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History Lesson
Let’s win another.
"We are not normal, We are Legends. People will tell their kids about us." - Deon Butler before Ohio State Game 2008.

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