Ive been having wet dreams about Kevin lately...am I the only one? It's really awesome while I'm dreaming and Im super crusty when I wake up.. What should I do?

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 I love everything about him.. his swing.. his GRIP...his stance.... his baserunning... he is so awesome. I wonder if he plays an instrument. Do you guys think so? He probably plays french horn.... look at those lips he has... YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKK 

Does anyone know any way I can meet him? I really want to.......hang out..... go to the park.. .watch a movie...play some "catch"..... cuddle...you know ;)

top 10 things kevins head is bigger than:

1 me 

2 my civic

3 my french horn

4 my boat ( i dont really have one but dont tell him )

5 my house (trick answer; i live in my car)

6 a box ( i love to box)

7 a rape whistle

8 a bull

9 first base

10 a shaqtus

Things Kevin (im really hoping so) likes in a man

1 musicality

2 sense of humor(just ask my friend James about that one..Me: joke James:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....see?)

3 ability to conduct music

4 literate

5 proficient in MS Word

6 rough beard

7 crustyness (got that one down)

8 good embouchure 

9 good posture

10 good at boxing 

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KEVINS SIZE!!!!

Height 6'1

Weight 220 lbs. 

Inches: you know.....

I really can't wait to meet him..I just hope Im not too shy. Im really shy around my friend Lawrence... Hopefully not Kevin.....

Ode to Kevin(solaboi remix)

KEVIN YOUKLIS TOUCH BASBAL,

WATCH HIM HIT AND WATCH HIM SKOR,

WATCH HIM RUB HIS BAT AND SUPERMAN CHAN HO (PARK)

YOUUUK CRANK DAT CHAN HO BOI

KEVIN YOUKLIS GRABS CHAN HO, WATCH CHAN HANG OUT WITH DICE K MOR, WATCH YOUKILIS GET JOULEAS AND DICE K SUPERMAN CHAN HO KEVIN YOUKILIS LIKES SAITO, WATCH HIM TOUCH A SUSHI ROLL, WATCH HIM DREAM ABOUT SAITO THEN SUPERMAN CHAN HO

Heres another one:

Buc -Lollipop Remix

Ow... Uh huh Go Red Sox Baby
I say he(Kevin) so sweet make me wanna lick the 1st baseman
So I made him lick the rapper(me)

[Chorus 1 (x2):]
Kevin wanna thug
Kevin in the club
Kevin wanna hump
You know I like to touch his lovely muscle lumps

[Verse 1: Buc]
OK, Kevin had a swag like mine
He even wear his beard down his chin like mine
I make him feel right when it's wrong like lying
Man, he ain't never had a love like mine
And man I ain't never seen a swing like his
And that baserunning had me loss for words
Told him back it up like erp erp
And the liner made him jump like jerk, jerk
And that's when he lick me like a lollipop (oh yeah I like that)
he lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
he lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
he lick me like a lollipop