The worst Theo bust we've seen in a while, who all we Red Sox fans thought would retire after his debacle here. He gets signed by St Louis. And...

His line tonight: 5 IP, 3H, 0R, 0BB, 9 freaking K's. Is he doing this just to spite us? I know about the history of Red Sox busts magically flourishing in St Louis, but I'm always amazed when it happens, time and time again.